random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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