so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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