Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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