rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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