i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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