I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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