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(404): View more from Georgia

This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.

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(540): View more from Virginia

ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.

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(925): View more from California

he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look

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(313): View more from Michigan

you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser

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(954): View more from Florida

I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.

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(914): View more from New York

I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.

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(817): View more from Texas

But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience

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