I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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