Porn is love you can see.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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