Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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