My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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