he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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