Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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