Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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