I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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