Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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