Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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