Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Alive.
So much puke
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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