how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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