Is it normal to miss your booty call?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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