The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
no you cant smoke seaweed
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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