Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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