well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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