grandma shit on top of the toilet
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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