About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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