I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
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