Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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