i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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