just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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