i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
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