Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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