We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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