Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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