I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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