where am i from again
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
