shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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