Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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