Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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