No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
My vagina just recognized that song.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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