We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Randomize
