So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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