I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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