Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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