i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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