like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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