we have officially lost it.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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