whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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