fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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