everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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