yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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