I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Someone came in the potted fern
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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