Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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