Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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