They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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