your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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