i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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