i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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